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Let’s press pause for a moment, on this fine day, to dive headfirst into a universal plight: management. In this melodrama, we’ll unmask the specter lurking in the shadowy corridors of middle management, the self-styled military strategist, the obnoxious aficionado of Sun Tzu. Sun Tzu devotees are invariably masters of malignant mediocrity. This rule, dear readers, brooks no exception. Allow …

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I listen to Maná, and I love Molotov. I was dragged to a Cafe Tacvba concert in Paris a few weeks ago, but I don’t know Caifanes — or hardly do so. This rock band born in the 80s is nevertheless a must in Mexican popular culture — just like tequila, Lucha libre, or tacos al pastor. So, how can you refuse this remarkable gathering in the mythical Palacio de los Desportes of Mexico City?

Who could watch House of the Dragon after such a betrayal? May 19, 2019. HBO turned me into Reek — the not-so-cocky Theon Greyjoy, emasculated and enslaved by Ramsay Bolton. And I will never forgive that. For eight years. There we were, faithful, waiting week after week to get the fresh episode. Who would end up with a busted head? …

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“What good to climb the social ladder if not to gain some interesting perks? All my life, I’ve struggled, begging for favors from scornful cunts. As soon as I neared them, they clenched their asses like cows during the fly season. But one morning, after my one-millionth promotion, I suddenly became handsome, funny and witty. Like magic, I got hot out of …

Lire la suiteDon’t Shit Where You Eat: Golden Rule or Mere Bullshit?

Do you know Ava Max? I don’t. Neither did I, at least until yesterday. I didn’t know anything about the existence of this not-at-all-interesting sub-Lady Gaga. I was still living in a world without Ava Max when me and Mrs. Reznyk, reeking of class and suntan oil, made a bombastic entrance into the Todo Incluido resort’s salon, where we tried to …

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